December 2010
4 posts
“What are the differences between Mark Zuckerberg and me? I give private...”
– Julian Assange (via brouillon)
Quite the crush?
Him: Can I bathe you?
Me: Whaaaaaat? Freak.
Him: What nothing. What is the problem?
Me: "Bathe" me??
Him: You didn't have to call me a freak though.
Me: Seriously..?
Him: Sigh.
Me: WHAT?!
Him: I won't bathe you then.
Me: Thank you. Weirdo.
Him: Hmmph.
Me: So what - you like to.. bathe your girls?
Him: Never have.
Me: But you.. want to?
Him: Nope. Changed my mind.
Me: Alright, I need some explanation here. Go ahead.
Him: Just a therapeutic bath like the kind you'd get in the hospital if you were dying of cancer or in a coma.
Me: Fucking.. WOW.
Him: What?!
Me: It just sounds so.. I don't even know.
Him: Thanks, because I don't feel stupid enough already.
Me: I didn't know th..- you're SERIOUS?
Him: You're being an arse.
Me: I am not, I just don't want a cancer bath. Fuck.
Him: It's not a cancer bath!
Me: Then whatever it is, I cannot handle the way you 'worded' that.
Him: Ugh.
Me: Stop ugh'ing me and see the humour here. I'm dying. (You still do not have permission to bathe me!)
Him: I want to choke you right now.
“I wanted to entitle this piece, “We Be Vibin’: Things To Do With...”
– The Misanthropologist: What Singles Can Do With a ‘Couples Vibrator’